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Idris Elba Lost His Piece In My Bedroom Once - A Saturday Sidequest
Published on:
5th September, 2026
Idris Elba jumped off my nightstand at three o'clock in the morning.
Ten minutes before my alarm. Which was also set for three o'clock in the morning, because I had that much work to get to. There is nothing in that room that can fall, and I lay there in the dark going "what?"
So Kyle and I went looking for the piece, under nightstands that have about an eight-inch gap at the bottom.
⏱️ Chapters
00:00:00 I named my CPAP Idris Elba
00:00:11 3am: the thunk
00:00:45 The clip is broken
00:01:28 One plastic clip is my entire edge
00:01:58 Under the nightstand
00:02:27 I am leaving the dust bunnies
00:02:46 Kyle was not leaving the dust bunnies
00:03:15 Vacuuming at 11pm
